In which I am very rude
First off- I thought I copied this style of title from "Sex Lives of Cannibals" but actually it turns out that I copied it from the author who copied it from the god-awful Winnie the Pooh. That is the first rude thing I am saying. GOD AWFUL WINNIE THE POOH. There. I am not even going to apologize. I am very angry that I found this out 13 years after I thought I copied something cool. The second rude thing I am saying is that I am not super impressed with fancy glass art and I think it looks like tadpoles* (sperm.) I have even been to the Seattle thing (confession, only kinda- I was shocked at the "$80 per person even kids" price so I just saw the entry and then held a selfie stick over the wall to see if it was worth it) and I really feel like I should try harder to feel the love but no. I saw too much cool glass art in Emporia, KS (you can major in glass at ESU) to be super impressed. The third rude thing I am going to say is that I think scrubs look lik
